i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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