just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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