Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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