Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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