How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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