it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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