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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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