oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
