i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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