Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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