so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She told me I should be a condom model.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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