You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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