Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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