That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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