Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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