It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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