So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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