I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.