therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.