The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR