I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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