Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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