Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!