What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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