After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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