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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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