Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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