I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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