I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Please don't give away my fajitas
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