like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
