oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
love makes seman taste better
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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