My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize