So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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