Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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