Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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