Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm both gender and math confused
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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