Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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