question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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