I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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