White coat. Heels.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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