i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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