Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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