Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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