no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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