sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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