I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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