carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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