We're like a lot better than the average bears
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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