i permit you to call me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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