Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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