I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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