I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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