If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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