HIV tests are more positive than that guy
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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