how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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