I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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