At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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