I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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