I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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