My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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