Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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