In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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