i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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