Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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