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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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