Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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