you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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