Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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